President Obama has a message for DePaul University and Milo Yiannopoulos

In a surprise visit to UCLA, Los Angeles, President Obama addressed students and nervous faculty just days before the “Dangerous Faggot Tour,” arrives on their campus.

Sources tell us that advisers to the president had been dismayed at comments posted on a recent letter released by DePaul’s College Democrats’ Facebook page. You’ll need to click below to read their heartfelt letter in full.

An adviser to the president who wishes to remain anonymous gave us a sketch of some of the comments during the emergency White House meeting,

“It boils down to this. Even though our experts spent years developing social justice theory and the new replacement religion of sorts, intersectionality, things just started to spiral out of control when Triggly Puff happened a few months back. But none of us could have predicted Milo Yiannopoulos and his “Dangerous Faggot Tour.” A gay conservative giving talks entitled, “Feminism is Cancer.” Frankly, we weren’t ready for three-dimensional chess.”

::LANGUAGE WARNING::

For those wondering what “Triggly Puff” is, we did some research.

He/Zhe continued, “This could get ugly in the coming months. We’ve already been warned that Milo plans to wear a full “Indian headdress” right before Halloween at Yale. We know there are going to be casualties, as in, faculty and perhaps even entire departments will need to go underground.”

Here’s what happened at Yale last Halloween…snapping and all:

The triggering continues…