SHOCK PICK HILLARY CHOOSES LUCIFER AS VP

You can’t say the name wasn’t buzzing around in certain circles. Even earlier this week, former candidate Dr. Ben Carson had called out the elephant in the room regarding Hillary’s well established relationship with Satan.

Many are wondering how Glenn Greenwald nailed the choice earlier today.

Lucifer is playing a major role in this election. Still my dark horse to be Hillary’s VP pick. https://t.co/K4Sl1Sdbbm

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) July 21, 2016

The consensus is, of course, that Snowden, a friend of Vladimir Putin, must be heading up Russian spying these days and probably already has access to the Hillary emails being held back by Wikileaks.

In case you missed the Ben Carson quote. Down below, Hillary’s announcement video.

Hillary makes her choice: