I don’t know about you, but I was feeling really guilty about bathing in all of these Trump tears for going on four days now. Honestly, I thought I could justify indulging intermittently for 48 hours, but the sheer volume of tears has really been, well, almost impossible to process.
Not to worry! The salt mining has been extended to cover this weekend. So, relax and dive in.
Many have overlooked the simple pleasure of just watching the archived live feed of the Hillary ‘Victory’ Party. We recommend choosing a sad song, like the one auto-playing below the video. Scroll through for other song selections in our playlist. Adjust the volume accordingly.
Hillary HQ “Victory” Watch:
Note: 12:22 is when Florida is called for Trump. Magic.
YOUR SOUNDTRACK OF TEARS PLAYLIST.
Washington Post Columnist fights back tears before being sent to undisclosed concentrumption camp.
Riley Kunz spent Wednesday morning in tears. She first broke down when she woke up to find that Donald Trump had won the presidency. Her hurt deepened when she learned a family member had voted for him.
“It broke my heart,” Kunz said, tears rolling down her face. “I will never be able to look at her the same way again.” (Chicago Tribune)