Bathing in Trump Tears Officially Extended for Weekend
I don’t know about you, but I was feeling really guilty about bathing in all of these Trump tears for going on four days now. Honestly, I thought I could justify indulging intermittently for 48 hours, but the sheer volume of tears has really been, well, almost impossible to process.
Not to worry! The salt mining has been extended to cover this weekend. So, relax and dive in.
Many have overlooked the simple pleasure of just watching the archived live feed of the Hillary ‘Victory’ Party. We recommend choosing a sad song, like the one auto-playing below the video. Scroll through for other song selections in our playlist. Adjust the volume accordingly.
Hillary HQ “Victory” Watch:
Note: 12:22 is when Florida is called for Trump. Magic.
YOUR SOUNDTRACK OF TEARS PLAYLIST.
Washington Post Columnist fights back tears before being sent to undisclosed concentrumption camp.
Trump’s America “frightens me.” @CapehartJ is visibly moved in discussion with @jonsnowc4 and supporter @LenaEpstein. pic.twitter.com/6EMd224u0T
— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) November 10, 2016
The videos just keep coming…
LANGUAGE WARNING ON THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS.
This one is a little different. It’s just Trump child abuse.
Find this woman. This is child abuse! #trumpriot #TrumpProtest cc: @DBloom451 @KassyDillon @sweetatertot2 @GopAaron @seanhannity @infowars pic.twitter.com/41z439QbEy
— Barry Cunningham (@barrycunningham) November 11, 2016
Miley Cyrus reacts to Trump’s win: “we adjust and we accept everyone for who they are. & so Trump, I accept you,” pic.twitter.com/DdBUfN4lqj
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) November 11, 2016
Note: As much fun as it is to watch these tears, it really is sad. And we all do this in certain parts of our lives. The idolatry is just so clear, here. Stop worshiping the State.
A text I got earlier. And yes, this person voted Hillary. pic.twitter.com/nPmMCz9EpM
— JOEY MANNARINO (@Realjmannarino) November 12, 2016
Read the text of this…
These precious tears are flooding the fruited plain! THIS MUST NEVER STOP.
>> https://t.co/suPC6utbaq pic.twitter.com/dSduvXp5wF— iroots.org activism (@irootsorg) November 12, 2016
Riley Kunz spent Wednesday morning in tears. She first broke down when she woke up to find that Donald Trump had won the presidency. Her hurt deepened when she learned a family member had voted for him.
“It broke my heart,” Kunz said, tears rolling down her face. “I will never be able to look at her the same way again.” (Chicago Tribune)