Zombie Children United Against Romney!
So, apparently some top marketing dudes (the guys that brought us “Got milk?”) have produced this video of zombie children singing about the potential of a Romneyocalypse.
I wish I could tell you this is a parody. Well, maybe this is a last ditch effort (inside job?) to disgust libertarians so much that they hold their noses and vote for Mitt Romney? *Sadly, this video was so disturbing that it has been removed. Please leave a comment with a link if you find one that works!
Update: I was making a joke with the “inside job” comment above, but it looks like the socialists over at the Daily Kos are in a heated debate. Is this video as awesome as Obama’s drone killings or is this a Republican ploy to make them look bad 9 days before the election? LINK.
Full Lyrics ’cause I know you’re gonna wanna sing-a-long.
Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea
We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying
Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair
It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you
You did your best
You failed the test
Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!
Still can’t get enough of creepy child manipulation by Democrats? Here’s a playlist: